Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Jokes [Just For Fun]

If BBM dey for all this in bible times, some posts would be like:

1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt..
#Shaking !

2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come

3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..O boy, Miracles be going
down here ooo.. #OMG!

4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden
fruit.. I mean who does that!? #Smh





5. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served
her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you
Rachael

6. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. #SelfieWithLamb !

7. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day..Walking and
Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's..Them guys
are funny.. #LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)

8. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp
He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!

9. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the
roof down on this party.. #TurnUp !

10. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #Smh

11. Disciples be like, yhu are a guru turning water into wine
#highness_on point

12.Walking ontop of water, mahn you are blessed  #miracle_things for here

13. Fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread nd two fishes #CoolShii

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